<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of laxmi laxmi</title><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of laxmi laxmi</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Think from the others side --- A small story-Good one....</title><description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages,<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals.<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>Near the window, seated an old man with his 30 year old son. As the<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>the scenery outside.<BR><BR>"See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"<BR><BR>This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>this son." <FONT color=blue><SPAN style="COLOR: blue">This guy seems to be a crack..</SPAN></FONT>" newly married Anup whispered<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>to his wife.<BR><BR>Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the <FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">travelers </SPAN></FONT>through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with  joy "<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.<BR><BR>Anup ," <FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">C</SPAN></FONT>an<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black">'</SPAN></FONT>t you see its raining, you old man,<FONT color=red><SPAN style="COLOR: red"> if your son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public hence forth</SPAN></FONT>"<BR><BR>The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " <FONT color=fuchsia><SPAN style="COLOR: fuchsia">we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was blind by birth,last week only he got his vision,  these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused...</SPAN></FONT>"<BR><BR>The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>truth. Bt when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even<FONT color=black><SPAN style="COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT>us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0.5in"><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Comic Sans MS'"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:25:07 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/02/20/Think-from-the-others-side-A-small-story-Good.html</link></item><item><title>HAPPY PONGAL</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"> </DIV><BR><DIV style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><BR><DIV align=center><A title="tHe mOsT rOcKinG gROup MumbaiHangOut" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)" href="http://mumbaihangout.org/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=section&amp;id=15&amp;Itemid=43" target=_blank></A> 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it..............</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT color=#0000bf><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><EM><STRONG>Dear All Read it.................!<BR></STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG>Don't avoid Pls read this</STRONG></EM>  <B><I>mail) </I></B></FONT></FONT><B><I><BR><FONT face="Bookman Old Style" color=#0000bf>FROM </FONT></I></B><FONT face="Bookman Old Style" color=#0000bf><B><I>Arvind Khamitkar </I></B></FONT><FONT color=#0000bf><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><B><I>, I.A.S, Director<BR>of Medical <BR>&amp; Research Div, <BR>Chennai <BR><BR>Dear Friends, <BR><BR>A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt <BR>something poking <BR>from her seat. <BR>When  she got up to see what it was, she found a <BR>needle sticking out of <BR>the seat with a <BR>note attached saying "You have just been infected by <BR>HIV". The Disease <BR>Control</I></B></FONT><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><B><I> </I></B></FONT></FONT><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><B><I><FONT color=#0000bf>Center (in Paris ) reports many similar <BR>events in many other cities <BR>recently. All tested needles were HI V Positive. <BR><BR>The Center also reports that needles have been found <BR>in cash <BR>dispensers at public banking <BR>machines.We ask everyone to use extreme caution when <BR>faced with <BR>this kind of situation. All public chairs/seats <BR>should be inspected with <BR>vigilance and caution before use. A careful<BR>visual <BR><BR>inspection should be <BR>enough. In addition, they ask that each of you pass <BR>this message along to <BR>all members of your family and your friends of the <BR>potential danger. <BR><BR>Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar <BR>instance that <BR>happened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema <BR>in Delhi</FONT></I></B><I><FONT color=#0000bf> </FONT><B><FONT color=#0000bf>. A young <BR>girl, engaged <BR>and about to be married in a couple of months, was <BR>pricked while the movie <BR>was going on. The tag with the needle had the <BR>message "Welcome to the <BR>World of HIV family". Though the doctors told her <BR>family that it takes about 6 <BR>months before the virus grows strong enough to start <BR>damaging the system <BR>and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, <BR>the girl died in 4 <BR>months, perhaps more because of the "Shock thought". <BR>We all have to be <BR>careful at public places, rest God help! Just think <BR>about saving a life by <BR>forwarding this message. <BR>Please, take a few seconds <BR>of your time to pass <BR>along. <BR><BR><BR></FONT></B></I></FONT><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><B><I><FONT color=#0000bf> <BR></FONT><FONT color=#cc0000>Probably ur</FONT></I><FONT color=#cc0000> <I>mail can help some save his/her life !</I></FONT></B><FONT color=#cc0000> </FONT></FONT><FONT face="Bookman Old Style"><BR></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:58:43 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/13/Dear-all-read.html</link></item><item><title>You are Unique... and so is the packaging of your gift</title><description><![CDATA[A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many<BR>months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom,and knowing<BR>her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted. As her<BR>birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased<BR>the diamond ring.<BR><BR>Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his<BR>studyroom. Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife,<BR>and told her how much he loved her. He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift<BR>box. Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely leather-bound<BR>Bible, with the wife's name embossed in gold. Angrily she raised her voice<BR>to her husband and said, "With all your money you give me a Bible?" and<BR>stormed out of the house, leaving her husband.<BR><BR>Many years passed and the married lady was very successful in business.<BR><BR>She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but<BR>realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to<BR>visit him. She had not seen him for many years.<BR><BR>But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram<BR>telling her that<BR>her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her.<BR><BR>*She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.*<BR><BR>When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and regret filled<BR>her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and<BR>saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years ago.<BR><BR>With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. Her ex-husband<BR>had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11, "**And if you being evil know<BR>how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly<BR>Father which is in heaven, give to those who ask Him?"** As she read those<BR>words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a diamond<BR>ring with her name engraved on it. It was the same diamond ring she had seen<BR>at the showroom. On the tag was the date of her birth and the words...'LUV U<BR>ALWAYS'...<BR><BR>*Moral of the story: God's ways are not our ways*<BR><BR>*How many times do we miss God's blessings because they are not packaged as<BR>we expected? I trust you enjoyed this. Do not spoil what you have by<BR>desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once<BR>among the things you only hoped for...**<BR><BR>* *<BR>*IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKED THE WAY YOU WANT IT, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER<BR>PACKED THAT WAY!!! **ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS.*<BR>**<BR>**<BR><BR>*--<BR>I am sharing what was shared with me!<BR>Something u don't like use the delete key and move on!*<BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:55:33 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/06/You-are-Unique-and-so-is-the-packaging-of-your.html</link></item><item><title>funny jokes... :)</title><description><![CDATA[Lady : Is this my train?<BR>Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.<BR>Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.<BR>Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.<BR>~~~~~~<BR>A drunkard was brought to court.<BR>Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.<BR>The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."<BR>The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?<BR>Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.<BR>~~~~~~<BR>Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?<BR>Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?<BR>Customer:No, I can't.<BR>Waiter:Then does it really matter?<BR>~~~~~~<BR>Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,<BR>"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"<BR>"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.<BR>"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."<BR>"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."<BR>~~~~~~<BR>Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.<BR>Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.<BR>~~~~~~<BR>Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.<BR>Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.<BR>~~~~~~<BR>Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.<BR>Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.<BR>~~~~~~~~~<BR>Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.<BR>Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?<BR>Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!<BR>2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.<BR>1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.<BR>~~~~~~~~<BR>Man: How old is your father?<BR>Boy: As old as me.<BR>Man : How can that be?<BR>Boy: He became a father only when I was born.<BR>~~~~~~~~~<BR>Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.<BR>Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?<BR>Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.<BR>'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'<BR>'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.<BR>'How long has what been going on?' said the man.<BR>~~~~~~~<BR>Girl : Do you love me?<BR>Boy:Yes Dear.<BR>Girl: Would you die for me?<BR>Boy :No, mine is undying love.<BR>~~~~~~~~<BR>There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.<BR>He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....<BR>Then one day he fell in love with a girl...<BR>He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .<BR>Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....<BR>Now, can u tell WHY ???<BR>Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!<BR>~~~~~~~~~~~<BR>Wife : Do you want dinner?<BR>Husband:Sure, what are my choices?<BR>Wife :Yes and no.<BR><BR>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:39:41 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/06/funny-jokes-.html</link></item><item><title>some funny leave letters</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV><DIV dir=ltr><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff8100 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff8100">See , how people write leave Applications. </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2> <SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff8100 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff8100">It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. <BR><BR>Just Read It.</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=green size=7><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: green">The Leave Applications;)</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=green size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=green size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: </SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." </SPAN></FONT></I></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=Symbol color=green size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=4> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#c20041 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c20041">This is from Oracle Bangalore: &gt;From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: </SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#c20041 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #c20041; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." </SPAN></FONT></I></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff8100 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff8100">Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."</SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT><I><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT></I></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">From H.A.L. Administration Dept: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#a1009f size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #a1009f">Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue">An incident of a leave letter:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=blue size=5><SPAN><BR>"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." </SPAN></FONT></I></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#3f621f size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #3f621f">A leave letter to the headmaster: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=red size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">Another leave letter written to the headmaster: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=navy size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: navy">Covering note: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"I am enclosed herewith..." </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=green size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=green size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=olive size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: olive">Another one:</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=green size=4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: green"> </SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=olive size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: olive; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." </SPAN></FONT></I></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=purple size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: purple">Actual letter written for application of leave: <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Letter writing:- <B><I><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic"><BR>"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." </SPAN></I></B></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black"><HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2></SPAN></FONT></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Symbol color=blue size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Symbol"><BR>·</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Arial color=blue size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Trebuchet MS" color=#ff8100 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff8100">A candidate's job application: </SPAN></FONT><B><I><FONT face=Arial color=#ff8100 size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff8100; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR>"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post. </SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT></I></B></DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT> </DIV><DIV dir=ltr><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"></SPAN></FONT> </DIV><P></P></DIV><P> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:26:43 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/06/some-funny-leave.html</link></item><item><title>be cool man..........!</title><description><![CDATA[<DIV id=fi><DIV id=fic><DIV id=tt><SPAN class="lk  ct" id=ds_inbox></SPAN> </DIV><DIV id=msgs><DIV class=msg id=msg_0><DIV class=mhc><DIV id=mh_0> </DIV></DIV><DIV><DIV style="WIDTH: 100%"><TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cbln><DIV class=mb><DIV id=mb_0><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>---------- Forwarded message ----------\u003cbr\>\u003cspan class\u003d\"gmail_quote\"\>From: \u003cb class\u003d\"gmail_sendername\"\>mahesh pk\u003c/b\> <\u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:pkmahesh2@rediffmail.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>pkmahesh2@rediffmail.com\u003c/a\>>\u003cbr\>Date: 5 Dec 2007 10:28:17 -0000\n\u003cbr\>Subject: Fwd: <<\u003dM\u003dH\u003dO\u003d>> iiiii < CooL.... are we really?? .... and Cool Mind > !!!!!\u003cbr\>To: \u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:pkqatar@gmail.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>pkqatar@gmail.com\u003c/a\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>\u003c/span\>\n\u003cp\>  \u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Note: Forwarded message attached\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>-- Original Message --\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>From: "ajay nayak" <\u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:ajjax12@gmail.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\najjax12@gmail.com\u003c/a\>>\u003cbr\>To: "Mumbai Hangout" <\u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:mumbaihangout@yahoogroups.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>mumbaihangout@yahoogroups.com\u003c/a\>>\u003cbr\>\nSubject: <<\u003dM\u003dH\u003dO\u003d>> iiiii < CooL.... are we really?? .... and Cool Mind > !!!!!\u003cbr\>\u003c/p\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>\n\u003ctable style\u003d\"font-size:11px;line-height:15px;font-family:Verdana\" height\u003d\"57\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" width\u003d\"644\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003ctbody\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd\>\u003ca href\u003d\"http://adworks.rediff.com/cgi-bin/AdWorks/click.cgi/www.rediff.com/signature-home.htm/1050715198@Middle5/1969668_1962546/1969165/1?PARTNER\u003d3&OAS_QUERY\u003dnull+target\u003dnew+\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cimg alt\u003d\"ETS Toefl\" src\u003d\"http://imadworks.rediff.com/cgi-bin/AdWorks/adimage.cgi/1969668_1962546/creative_1969165.gif\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>---------- Forwarded message ----------\u003cbr\>From: "ajay nayak" <\n\u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:ajjax12@gmail.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>ajjax12@gmail.com\u003c/a\>>\u003cbr\>To: "Mumbai Hangout" <\u003ca href\u003d\"mailto:mumbaihangout@yahoogroups.com\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><P> </P><DIV style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"><DIV style="WIDTH: 655px"><DIV style="PADDING-RIGHT: 15px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FLOAT: left; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; WIDTH: 490px; PADDING-TOP: 0px"><DIV><P><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="90%" border=1><TBODY><TR background="http://www.wonderbackgrounds.com/pattern/backgrounds/pattern_background_a5.gif"><TD width="100%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width="100%"><DIV><DIV class=gmail_quote><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><BR></A><DIV lang=EN-US vlink="purple" link="blue"><DIV><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Crud color=#00ccff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(0,204,255); FONT-FAMILY: Crud">Ohhh! How Cool you are!</SPAN></FONT> </B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Crud\" color\u003d\"#00ccff\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:22pt;color:rgb(0,204,255);font-family:Crud\"\>You are such a Cool Buddy.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Crud\" color\u003d\"#00ccff\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:22pt;color:rgb(0,204,255);font-family:Crud\"\>Hey what say? \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Shruti\" color\u003d\"#00ccff\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:22pt;color:rgb(0,204,255);font-family:Shruti\"\>\n.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Crud\" color\u003d\"#00ccff\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:22pt;color:rgb(0,204,255);font-family:Crud\"\> I am looking Cool Naa?\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" size\u003d\"3\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:12pt\"\>\u003cimg title\u003d\"Click To Find More\" height\u003d\"503\" alt\u003d\"Click To Find More\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.4&attid\u003d0.3&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116aa4047f33411e\" width\u003d\"289\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><B><FONT face=Crud color=#00ccff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(0,204,255); FONT-FAMILY: Crud">You are such a Cool Buddy.</SPAN></FONT> </B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Crud color=#00ccff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(0,204,255); FONT-FAMILY: Crud">Hey what say? </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Shruti color=#00ccff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(0,204,255); FONT-FAMILY: Shruti">.</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT face=Crud color=#00ccff size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(0,204,255); FONT-FAMILY: Crud"> I am looking Cool Naa?</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Today's one of the best sayings are these</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Mainly in youngsters, this word is too famous</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And why should not be</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Cool word is So..Cool</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">But cool word we have taken totally mistakenly.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">In today's context cool means ..</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Good looking</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Charming</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Charismatic</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Fashionable</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","Stylish\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Trendy\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Eye Catchy\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>..etc"\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>And you may add a so many adjectives in that..\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT-->Stylish</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Trendy</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Eye Catchy</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">..etc"</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></B></A> </P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And you may add a so many adjectives in that..</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cimg title\u003d\"Click To Find More\" height\u003d\"221\" alt\u003d\"Click To Find More\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.6&attid\u003d0.11&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116aa4047f33411e\" width\u003d\"294\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>But is it really included in our coolness??\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Or is it a definition of Cool??\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Yes by wearing some trendy fashionable things\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>We feel great\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">But is it really included in our coolness??</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Or is it a definition of Cool??</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Yes by wearing some trendy fashionable things</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">We feel great</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>But from this coolness comes?? \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>I say "No"\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003c/span\> \u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003cimg title\u003d\"Click To Find More\" height\u003d\"100\" alt\u003d\"Click To Find More\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.7&attid\u003d0.2&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116aa4047f33411e\" width\u003d\"100\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\n\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">But from this coolness comes?? </SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">I say "No"</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN> </FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Coolness comes from our mind.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">If your mind is cool, then obliviously you are cool</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">But don't think, in wrong context ..i know when our mind becomes cool... after death.. but that's the other thing</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Cool mind plays excellent role at the time of our problems</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Whatever will be the problem and how worst will be the situations</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">But if you really think coolly over the problem and coolly try to resolve your problem then you won't term your problem as "PROBLEM" </SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And if you won't successive in that then try once more.at that time you don't feel that you wasn't tried coolly.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">  </SPAN></FONT></A><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">For me our scriptures are always fascinating and guidelines for me.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=ArnoldBoecklin color=#ff9933 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: rgb(255,153,51); FONT-FAMILY: ArnoldBoecklin">"Shri Krishna"</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">A coolest of cool</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Smile in his face and coolness always gives a feel of his great ability of resolving problems</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>"Geeta" is a coolest thoughts of him\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>And today also have practical importance\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003cimg title\u003d\"Click To Find More\" height\u003d\"298\" alt\u003d\"Click To Find More\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.9&attid\u003d0.10&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116aa4047f33411e\" width\u003d\"386\" border\u003d\"0\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Shri krishna had resolved so many problems of Pandavas at the time of Mahabharata.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">"Geeta" is a coolest thoughts of him</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And today also have practical importance</SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Shri krishna had resolved so many problems of Pandavas at the time of Mahabharata.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Without him, Victory might be a forbidden fruit for them. \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>After Mahabharata all were gone to ask "Barbarik" that who had played an important role in battle of Mahabharata.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\n\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>He replied to them: "I have only seen Shri Krishana everywhere, and he is the one who were fighting with the enemies"\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\n\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Without him, Victory might be a forbidden fruit for them. </SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">After Mahabharata all were gone to ask "Barbarik" that who had played an important role in battle of Mahabharata.</SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">He replied to them: "I have only seen Shri Krishana everywhere, and he is the one who were fighting with the enemies"</SPAN></FONT> </A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Second example comes in my mind is of\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"ArnoldBoecklin\" color\u003d\"#ff9933\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-weight:bold;font-size:22pt;color:rgb(255,153,51);font-family:ArnoldBoecklin\"\>"Chanakaya"\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>Because of his coolness and his logical thinking\u003c/span\> \u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>History made him a hero \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Second example comes in my mind is of</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><B><FONT face=ArnoldBoecklin color=#ff9933 size=6><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: rgb(255,153,51); FONT-FAMILY: ArnoldBoecklin">"Chanakaya"</SPAN></FONT></B></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Because of his coolness and his logical thinking</SPAN> </FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">History made him a hero </SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN></FONT></A><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">Without lifting a single weapon in hand he had defeated a kingdom.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And there are endless of examples are their to teach us </SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">So coolness should always be from mind.</SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003cimg title\u003d\"Click To Find More\" height\u003d\"240\" alt\u003d\"Click To Find More\" src\u003d\"?ui\u003d1&realattid\u003d0.11&attid\u003d0.12&disp\u003demb&view\u003datt&th\u003d116aa4047f33411e\" width\u003d\"320\" border\u003d\"0\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>From Cool mind.. Cool Nature comes . from Cool nature Cool things comes and there will be no place for your problem.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> </SPAN></FONT></A><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">From Cool mind.. Cool Nature comes . from Cool nature Cool things comes and there will be no place for your problem.</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><!--sc-ript><!--D(["mb","\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>So be cool ... Cool from Mind\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Ariston\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt;font-family:Ariston\"\>And also active \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\>\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Epsy Sans\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:18pt\"\> \u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Andes\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:26pt;font-family:Andes\"\>I wish you all members Happy Dipawali.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\n\u003cfont face\u003d\"Andes\" size\u003d\"6\"\>\u003cspan style\u003d\"font-size:26pt;font-family:Andes\"\>Have great time on this Diwali with your near and dears and Family members.\u003c/span\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/a\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp style\u003d\"text-indent:0.5in;text-align:center\" align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003ca style\u003d\"text-decoration:none\" href\u003d\"http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html\" target\u003d\"_blank\" on-click\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>",1]);//--></SC-RIPT--><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">So be cool ... Cool from Mind</SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face=Ariston size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: Ariston">And also active </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A></P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P><P style="TEXT-INDENT: 0.5in; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://bulbule.uni.cc/mho/Aditya%20Pancholi.html" target=_blank on-click="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"><FONT face="Epsy Sans" size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN></FONT></A> </P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:01:35 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/05/be-cool.html</link></item><item><title>kya jokes hai</title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaanae ko</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko.......... ......</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Neuclear ka zamaana hai, BOMB se udaa do saale ko<IMG height=18 alt=:x src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/07.gif" width=18><SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003c/font\>\n\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#800080\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#9d6615\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#9d6615\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Besharam tum ho to sharmdaar hum bhi nahi\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#9d6615\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadi shuda ho\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#9d6615\" size\u003d\"4\"\>To kya hua darling..... ......... ......... \u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#9d6615\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Kunware hum bhi nahi\u003cimg height\u003d\"18\" alt\u003d\":D\" src\u003d\"http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif\" width\u003d\"18\"\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"18\" alt\u003d\":D\" src\u003d\"http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif\" width\u003d\"18\"\>\n\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#800080\" size\u003d\"4\"\>\u003c/font\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#cca528\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hain\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#cca528\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Aapko yaad karna aadat ki baat hain\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#cca528\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Aapse door rehna kismat ki baat hain\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Tiger Script\" color\u003d\"#cca528\" size\u003d\"4\"\>Magar aap ko! 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SIR\u003cbr\>OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?\u003cbr\>CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR",1]);//--></SCRIPT> </FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#800080 size=4></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#009900 size=4>Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#009900 size=4>Besharam tum ho to sharmdaar hum bhi nahi</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#009900 size=4>Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadi shuda ho</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#009900 size=4>To kya hua darling..... ......... ......... </FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#009900 size=4>Kunware hum bhi nahi<IMG height=18 alt=:D src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif" width=18><IMG height=18 alt=:D src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/04.gif" width=18> </FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#009900 size=4></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hain</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Aapko yaad karna aadat ki baat hain</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Tiger Script" color=#990000 size=4>Aapse door rehna kismat ki baat hain</FONT></P><P align=center><FONT color=#990000><FONT face="Tiger Script" size=4>Magar aap ko! Jhelna himmat ki baat hain<IMG height=18 alt=':">' src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/08.gif" width=18></FONT> </FONT></P><P align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#009900 size=4></FONT> </P><P align=center> </P><P align=center><B><FONT face=Verdana color=#330000 size=6> MP</FONT></B></P><P align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#009900 size=4>OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?<BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY<BR>CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR<BR>OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? <BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?<BR>CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE\u003cbr\>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR\u003cbr\>OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?\u003cbr\>CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR\u003cbr\>OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?\n\u003cbr\>CANDIDATE : M P. 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SIR<BR>OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?<BR>CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR<BR>OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? <BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?<BR>CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS<BR>OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?<BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?<BR>CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR<BR>OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY<BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY<BR>CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR<BR>OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW<BR>CANDIDATE : M P. SIR<BR>OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW<BR>CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?<BR>OFFICER : MP !!!<BR>CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?<BR>OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED</FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:14:57 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/03/kya-jokes.html</link></item><item><title>New types of jokes..............</title><description><![CDATA[<FONT color=#333333><STRONG>If ever in your life U R very sad &amp; lonely<BR>&amp; feel that U have lost every thing,<BR>I will come, Hold your hand,<BR>take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &amp; Show U where 2 jump From<BR><BR>----------------------- <BR><BR>After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I <BR>was a fool when I married you."<BR><BR>The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and <BR>didn't notice."<BR><BR>----------------------- <BR><BR>Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!<BR>Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? <BR>Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!<SCRIPT><!--D(["mb","\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>-----------------------\u003cbr\>\u003cbr\>Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...\u003cbr\>Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,\n\u003cbr\>log fekenge ande tamatar,\u003cbr\>To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega \u003cbr\>\u003cbr clear\u003d\"all\"\>\u003cbr\>-- \u003c/font\>\u003cfont style\u003d\"color:#ffffff\"\>\u003cbr\>Vaibhav UpadhayayPh # +919837867944\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\> \u003c/p\>\n\u003cp\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003c/td\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"5%\" bgcolor\u003d\"#ffffff\" height\u003d\"100%\"\> \u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd align\u003d\"middle\" width\u003d\"100%\"\>\n\u003ctable style\u003d\"border-collapse:collapse\" height\u003d\"100%\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" width\u003d\"100%\" border\u003d\"3\"\>\n\u003ctbody\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"100%\" background\u003d\"http://www.itspic.com/images/2813header_elep1bg.gif\" height\u003d\"100%\"\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\> \u003c/p\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd align\u003d\"middle\" width\u003d\"100%\" bgcolor\u003d\"#fbbd1f\" height\u003d\"100%\"\> \u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003c/td\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"10%\" background\u003d\"http://www.itspic.com/images/5618header_elep2.gif\" height\u003d\"100%\"\> \u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\u003c/tbody\>\u003c/table\>\u003c/td\>\u003c/tr\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd align\u003d\"middle\" width\u003d\"100%\" height\u003d\"100%\"\>\n\u003ctable style\u003d\"border-collapse:collapse\" height\u003d\"100%\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" width\u003d\"100%\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003ctbody\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"50%\"\>\n\u003ctable style\u003d\"border-collapse:collapse\" height\u003d\"100%\" cellspacing\u003d\"0\" cellpadding\u003d\"0\" width\u003d\"676\" border\u003d\"0\"\>\n\u003ctbody\>\n\u003ctr\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"128\" height\u003d\"100%\"\>\u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rukhsana\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"114\" alt\u003d\"*~*~ R U K H S A N A ~*~* \" src\u003d\"http://www.itspic.com/images/6423header_elep1.gif\" width\u003d\"129\"\>\n\u003c/a\>\u003c/td\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"381\"\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cb\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Bones\" color\u003d\"#fbbd1f\" size\u003d\"6\"\>Regards,Moderators\u003c/font\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Arial Narrow\" color\u003d\"#fbbd1f\" size\u003d\"6\"\>:\u003c/font\>\u003c/b\>\u003c/p\>\n\u003cp align\u003d\"center\"\>\u003cfont face\u003d\"Bones\" color\u003d\"#fbbd1f\" size\u003d\"5\"\>\u003cb\>Kiran Kazakhstani &amp; Mumtaz\u003c/b\>\u003c/font\>\u003c/p\>\u003c/td\>\n\u003ctd width\u003d\"128\" height\u003d\"100%\"\>\u003ca href\u003d\"http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rukhsana\" target\u003d\"_blank\" onclick\u003d\"return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)\"\>\u003cimg height\u003d\"115\" alt\u003d\"*~*~ R U K H S A N A ~*~* \" src\u003d\"http://www.itspic.com/images/6423header_elep1.gif\" width\u003d\"128\"\>",1]);//--></SCRIPT> <BR><BR>-----------------------<BR><BR>Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...<BR>Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, <BR>log fekenge ande tamatar,<BR>To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega </STRONG><BR></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:09:50 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/03/New-types-of.html</link></item><item><title>y do boys fall in love in girls</title><description><![CDATA[<STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>why do boys fall in love with girls<BR></FONT></STRONG><FONT size=4><BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#6361b5><BR>1. Girls always smell good even if it<BR>is just shampoo<BR>2. The way their head always finds the<BR>right spot on our shoulders<BR>3. How cute they look when they sleep<BR>4. The ease in which they fit into our<BR>arms <BR>5 . The way they kiss you and all of<BR>a sudden everything in the world is<BR>right<BR>6 . How cute they are when they eat<BR>7. The way it takes them hours to get<BR>dressed but in<BR>the end it's all worth while <BR>8. Because they are always warm even<BR>if it's -30<BR>outside<BR>9. They look good no matter what they<BR>wear<BR>10. The way they fish for compliments<BR>even though you both know that you<BR>think she's the most beautiful girl on <BR>earth<BR>1 1. How cute they are when they argue<BR>12. The way her hand always finds<BR>yours<BR>13 . The way they smile<BR>14. The way you feel after you see her<BR>name on your cell after you just had a<BR>big fight <BR>15. The way they say "lets not fight<BR>anymore"- even though you know that an<BR>hour later...<BR>16. The way they kiss you after a fight<BR>17 . The way they kiss you after you<BR>say "i love you" <BR>18. Actually..The way they kiss you...<BR>19. The way they fall into your arms<BR>when they cry<BR>20. The way they apologize after<BR>crying over something thatis silly<BR>21. The way they hit you and expect it<BR>to hurt *i think every girl is guilty <BR>of this! :)<BR>22. Then the way they apologize when<BR>it does hurt(even though we don't<BR>admit it)<BR>23. The way they say "i miss you"<BR>24. The way you miss them<BR>25. The way their tears make you want <BR>to change the world so it doesn't hurt<BR>her anymore.<BR>Yet regardless if you love them, hate<BR>them, wish they<BR>would die or know that you would die<BR>without them, it<BR>matters not! Because once in your<BR>life, whatever they<BR>are to the world, they become<BR>everything to you. When<BR>you look them in the eyes, travel the<BR>depths of their<BR>souls and say a million things without<BR>trace of sound,<BR>you know that your own life is <BR>inevitable consumed<BR>within the rhythmic beats of her very<BR>heart. We love<BR>them for a million reasons, no paper<BR>do it justice. It<BR>is a thing of not the mind but the<BR>heart.<BR>A feeling Only felt.<BR></FONT></STRONG></FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:08:53 +0530</pubDate><link>http://laxmi2222.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/25/y-do-boys-fall-in-love-in.html</link></item></channel></rss>